I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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