I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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