just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
