I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My breasts were aching with rage.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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