yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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