Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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