on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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