Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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