Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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