I should be sponsored by Trojan
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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