Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
