You work out of a Hotel?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
