i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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