Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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