its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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