I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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