You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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