I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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