She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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