im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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