party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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