We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm passing your future prison.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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