I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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