I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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