I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Someone shattered a urinal.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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