whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
