doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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