It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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