dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
May the power of my ass compel you!!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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