left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm always down for nudity.
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