she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Someone shit on the floor
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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