I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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