How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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