time to smoke my breakfast
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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