I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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