I'm really into asian looking animals
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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