I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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