fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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