this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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