question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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