its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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