her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Come see our sink grown plant.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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