have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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