Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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