I feel like abortions should bother me more
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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