You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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