why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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