Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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