she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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