Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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