I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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